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I didn't really want to know the details. [Mar. 23rd, 2007|02:53 pm]
Earlier today I was stopped in the middle of the street at Kenmore Square by two people who wanted know if I was interested in taking part in a photo shoot for Maxim magazine. I believe their exact words were, "C'mon, you'd be perfect".

I now wish I had responded with either:

"Will this involve chicken grease being slathered all over my buttocks, and if so, how much?"


"I don't know that you've noticed, but [hushed whisper]I don't have a vagina[/hushed whisper]."

I'll probably spend the rest of the day now thinking up more just to amuse myself.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2006|11:51 am]
[I'm feelin': |annoyedannoyed]

I currently have a small Band-Aid placed on my right buttcheek.

My dog is such a fucking asshole.
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2006|11:57 pm]
[I'm feelin': |contentcontent]

So my mom's back home. Hopping around on a crutch and a few stitches across the forehead, but she's alright. Thanks for everyone's kind words and all that.

Is vacation here yet? Because hell, man.
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2006|08:26 am]
[I'm feelin': |stressedstressed]
[Pumping through my speakers: |Ghostface Killah - "Shakey Dog"]

Oh look. Snow.

If I weren't stressed out of my Goddmaned mind this morning, that might actually make me smile.
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I get ranty when I'm angsty. [Nov. 23rd, 2006|11:42 pm]
[I'm feelin': |blankblank]
[Pumping through my speakers: |Regina Spektor - "Après Moi"]

Kate Walsh is hot.

I mean, really. Tall? Red hair? That voice? Hot. When she puts on that doctor's coat and starts kicking ass as Addison Montgomery? Delicious. When she played a lesbian police detective who wanted a piece of Carla Gugino on Karen Sisco? Super-deluxe hotness with syrup on top.

I am saying this because I was just watching Grey's Anatomy in what was my first real experience with HDTV. I was pretty certain that she was hot before. But now? Yeah. Yeah.

The entire technology is a bit daunting, honestly. When Philo Farnsworth devised of a method of displaying images via cathode ray tubes that would develop into modern television, I don't know that being able to see the reflections off Isaiah Washington's eyeballs was really a part of his vision. By which I mean that it kind of freaks me out a little, but in a good way. I want to say that the picture looks better than real life, but I'm preeeety sure that doesn't actually make sense.

Then again it's entirely possible that I'm saying all of this to take my mind off the fact that last night my mother was hit by a car and is now breathing out of a tube. I have been assured that this sounds much worse than it actually is. I would argue that it pretty much has to be.
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OMG NOT THAT IM GAY OR ANYTHING [Oct. 25th, 2006|05:42 pm]
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[I'm feelin': |exhaustedexhausted]

Googling "Miyamoto shirt" brings up my site ahead of ThinkGeek. This frightens me a little.

Also, welcome to the club~
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(no subject) [Oct. 14th, 2006|07:22 am]
[I'm feelin': |impressedimpressed]
[Pumping through my speakers: |Massive Attack - "Inertia Creeps"]


This game is going to hurt so good.
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(no subject) [Oct. 9th, 2006|04:14 am]
[I'm feelin': |quixoticquixotic]
[Pumping through my speakers: |Harry Gregson-Williams - "Debriefing"]

This afternoon I made an pivotial decision regarding the course of my future.

Namely, that my new life's goal is to date Nigella Lawson.

So, yeah. I'll let you know how that goes.
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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2006|04:26 pm]
[Pumping through my speakers: |De La Soul - "Potholes In My Lawn"]


1. I think I'm going to puke.

2. This guy needs to be punched in the balls so hard as to induce a vegetative state.

3. I would like to apologize to Claire Hoffman on behalf of all men everywhere.

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Holy carp. [Jul. 12th, 2006|02:45 pm]
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Spam emails I've gotten sent to various addresses in the past few days, posted in their entirety.

From: Lester Hicks <lesterhicks@mail.ru>
Reply-To: Lester Hicks <lesterhicks@mail.ru>
Date: Jul 11, 2006 10:00 AM
Subject: TFZ

the world and besides he couldn't possibly have enough dough for that. Where
that freedom is the very nature of his being, that whatever stands against
see that?"
extended into the wind, and fell into a vertical dive.

From: Gertrude Arrington <gertrudearrington@mail.ru>
Date: Jul 10, 2006 7:52 AM
Subject: 8N3

and the speed was joy, and the speed was pure beauty.
my pass. The guard on duty was the lanky bean pole of a sergeant that I beat
thousand lives to reach this one."

From: Debora Jordan <deborajordan@0451.com>
Date: Mar 6, 2004 8:01 PM
Subject: CU2

told me something about the shadows, that they were weird but harmless.
The voice faded, and Jonathan agreed. The place for a seagull at
getaway. There it was, the cable, hanging down almost to the ground and
thought itself."

From: Reinaldo Simpson <reinaldosimpson@0451.com>
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:16:48 -0480
Subject: 6DN

imagination? It would be nice to have a smoke now and sit for a spell and
touch perfect speed. And that isn't flying a thousand miles an hour, or a
"Hold on," he said. "Full? Just like this, but full?"
that this was what they were doing.

From: Latasha Guy <latashaguy@mail.ru>
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2006 14:51:44 -0060
Subject: JX9

gentle way. I just got up, brushed myself off, and looked around. There were
science fiction called swords-and-sorcery. And among its highest virtues is
eye on me again, that they hadn't forgotten me, or if they had forgotten,
At two hundred fifty mlles per hour he felt that he was nearing his

Positively ensorcelling.
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